So now, little man, you've grown tired of grass
L.S.D., goof balls, cocaine, and hash.
And someone, pretending to be a true friend,
said, "I'll introduce you to 'Mr. Vodka', the 'odorless' fiend."
Well, 'son', before you start fooling with me,
just let me inform you of how it will be.
I will seduce you and make you my slave.
I've sent 'men' much stronger than you to their grave.
You think you could never become a disgrace,
and end up addicted to the filth and the waste.
So, you'll start drinking me and before very long
you'll have me for breakfast and next all day long.
And once I have entered deep down in your gut
the cravings soon drive you to porn and to lust.
You'll need lots of money, (as You've been told)
for I get expensive, just like 'liquid gold.'
You'll swindle your friends, and just for a buck,
you'll steal and hock things. In you should they trust?
The money you'll use for a bottle or quick fix,
and feel contentment when you've turned a few tricks.