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TOP TEN REASONS CATS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

More aristocratic and fashionable

Play joyfully and willingly

Will snuggle and not get "fresh"

Could care less about hair loss

Independent and disinterested in Monday night sports

Friends and relatives find them more sociable

Selective in choice of "friends"

Lovingly and openly express commitment to YOU

Cost less to feed, treat, and entertain

Can be neutered if they stray

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This poem is a joke written for a lady friend named Johnny. She had 4 cats, several strays, and was a millionaire's widow. If you are a CAT LOVER, please pass this URL on, especially if you are a woman...LOL! Carolyn Bigler Hebert Bigler is my maiden name.

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